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pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

"When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports."

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

dirtywrat:

"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"

yes we are shut the fuck up

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.